>I am sorry to hear we have been similarly afflicted with COBOL. Of all the languages I have used it is the only one I genuinely didn't like. To me it was like five hours of foreplay and five minutes of sex. And that was with tools. (Don't go there, Dragan).
But you have already gone there first so now we want details ...
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends - Martin Luther King, Jr.
