>Golf! It's like watching paint dry!
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>What's the point of hitting a ball as hard as you can, going to find it, then hitting it away from yourself again?
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>Good exercise, many golfers say.
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>So why do they zoom around in electric buggies or have some poor sod carry their bats around for them?

And what about trying to find the nearest parking spot when going to the gym? Or the famous picture of escalator leading to a gym?

Ooooh... now the PC police will get me. Erase gym. It's a fitness club.