>>Golf! It's like watching paint dry!
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>I prefer watching my grass grow. :)

Or the grass on the links!

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>>What's the point of hitting a ball as hard as you can, going to find it, then hitting it away from yourself again?
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>Well what's the point of trying to kick a ball into a net or throwing a ball through a basket ten feet high?

Well you don't have to go and retrieve it then purposely lose it again! :-)

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>>Good exercise, many golfers say.
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>If you walk it, it could be a good form of exercise.
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>>So why do they zoom around in electric buggies or have some poor sod carry their bats around for them?
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>Because they can....:)
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>Besides, I don't play to get exercise. I play for fun.

Well I suppose at least every player gets a chance to score a goal.

But then there's the clothes! (shudder!)

You know, a car slaeman once lost any chance of selling this car to me when he pointed out that I could fit two sets of golf bats in the boot (trunk). Now if he'd said 2 sets of diving gear ... :-)