>>>>But then there's the clothes! (shudder!)
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>>>What about them. Women love it. :)
>>>Heck, Tiger Woods married a Swedish bikini model by wearing red on Sundays. :)
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>>Yeah, right! He won the lady via his clothes - nothing to do with his fame and fortune.
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>I didn't know you can become rich and famous playing golf.

Really? No?

>I always thought he made his fortune doing Buick commercials....

Well I wouldn't know about that over here. However he got rich - he's rich (maybe selling the rights to his biography for the film "The Tiger Woods Story"?)
Jack Nicholaus is doing bloody appartments in Spain with en-suite golf course adverts over here.

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>>>Golf bats?
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>>Yeah, you know - mashed up niblets, putty, potato wedge and all that.
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>You Brits have way with words..... :)
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>>>Now diving sounds fun. I plan to take some lesson at Catalina Island this summer. Can't wait. But water scares me tho.
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>Thanks for the encouraging words.... ~gulp.

AND WHATEVER YOU DO - DON'T GULP

Forgot to tell you - if you hold your breath whilst rising you could burst it open (well you'd probably stop when your inner ear became fish food) :-)

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>>BTW, SCUBA gear could be a boon for getting your ball out of the water trap - just don't tell me that that's the reason you're doing it! :-)
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>Don't need to. I never hit into them in the first place.... yeah right....

Ha ha!