>BREAKING NEWS:
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>In an attempt to thwart the spread of Bird Flu, George W. Bush has bombed
>the Canary Islands.
God help his ally, Turkey then!
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
