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>>When I go to the mall, I park as far from other cars as possible. When I come back I have cars all around me but there are lots of spaces towards the doors of the mall.
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>You'll love this. I went to a mall one evening and parked very far away from everybody else. There must have been a hundred spots closer to the doors than my spot. When I came out shortly before the mall closed, the situation was the same except that there were far fewer cars in the lot, and there was my car way out in the north 40, with one other lone car, an SUV, parked about 6 inches from my driver side. I couldn't open my car door enough to get in. No other cars within acres, and this idiot parks me in. My car is manual, so climbing in from the passenger side is not fun at all. I took off the hand brake, put it in neutral, and pushed the car out so I could get in. The situation was so stupid that it was funny even at the time.

:-)

It's like when you're all alone on a bus and the nut gets on and sits down right next to you.

BTW I'd tend to "punish" the other driver/car for such an insult/inconvenience.