>>>Skiing on water from the sewers? Surely they were just "going through the motions" !?
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>>Sorry to disturb the bad pun branch of the thread, but there's two sewer systems - one for rainwater and the one that connects to, well, manmade products. The latter is closed and can't really spill out; the rainwater system is more or less open.
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>Here we are, flush with anticipation, and Drain-gone comes along and soils our pun!
>Culvet you come up with any then? You gutter do better than that!

Now I think you're trying far too hard. Plumbing the depths, so to speak. Culvert, for Pete's sake? <s>