>>>Well, of course: :o)
>>>
>>>My relatives keep sending me this:
>>>
>>>You know you are from Wisconsin when:
>>>
>>>
>>>You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else
>>>You own at least one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme
>>>You can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, and La Crosse, Fond du Lac.
>>>You can correctly spell Milwaukee.
>>>You know what "bubbler" means.
>>>At least one of your family members works / worked in a cheese factory.
>>>A holstein cow outside of Wisconsin makes you miss home.
>>>You can taste the difference between apples grown up north and the ones that you can buy in the south.
>>>When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we".
>>>When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt.
>>>The family gets together every week for fish fry at the local pub.
>>>You know what a brat is, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had.
>>>You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items.
>>>Your love you outdoor pool because of how it doubles as an ice skating area during the winter.
>>>You can tell the difference between the smell of cow manure and pig manure.
>>>You have watched Fargo and not noticed an accent.
>>>You drive around with the air conditioning on until it hits 30 degrees, because it just was so darn hot outside.
>>>The local paper needs 6 pages to cover the Packers... in July!
>>>Your best shirt has a big letter G on it.
>>>You've said "Of course they'll win. They're God's team."
>>>You think it's nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50.
>>>You family owns a "winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr.
>>>Your put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak.
>>>You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground.
>>>You think everyone from south of Madison has an accent.
>>>You can identify a Michigan accent.
>>>Down South to you means Chicago.
>>>Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.
>>>You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "Trivers".
>>>You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August.
>>>You consider Madison exotic.
>>>You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.
>>>You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving.
>>>You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat.
>>>At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant or cannery.
>>>You know what to do with a Blatz.
>>>You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>>Bucky the Badger hangs on your Christmas tree even if you didn't go to University of Wisconsinm Madison.
>>>You're a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it.
>>>You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence
>>>You hear someone use the words "uff-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.
>>>Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
>>>Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
>>>You know how to polka
>>>You own a cheesehead
>>>You have cow pharaphenilia around your house, including your pajama pants
>>>You know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away.
>>>You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
>>>FFA was the most popular club in high school
>>>You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.
>>>There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning
>>>Country Kitchen is the place to meet after the party
>>>You have ever seen or played in a "broom ball" game.
>>>You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above.
>>>You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
>>>You can't be friends with a Vikings fan
>>>Your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows.
>>>You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Wisconsin.
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>>That is so true, and no less true for being funny. I do love the Badger state. My own personal #1 reason, even beyond being a UW-Madison grad, having had my first "really serious" girlfriend there (you know what I mean), and owning property in Wisconsin:
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>>My daughters live there.
>
>I hope you're advising them to stay away from guys like you. ;)


Strenuously.