>>>>Hey Mike
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>>>>You know when you play rock music backwards, you're supposed to hear demonic voices? What happens when you play country music backwards?
>>>>
>>>You get out of prison, your wife comes home, your truck starts, and your grandmother survives getting hit by the train.
>>
>>LOL - Nice one!
>
>If it's a Kenny Rogers record, Lucille comes back, feeds the 4 hungry children and gets the crop in from the field.

:-)

or he didn't go to 'nam, has two working legs, is getting all the action he can handle, and can't wait for Ruby to go out for a change so he can have his piece-on-the-side over!

BTW, I always thought yours was a song about a transvestite who insisted on doing farming in dodgy stillettos

"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel"