>>>or he didn't go to 'nam, has two working legs, is getting all the action he can handle, and can't wait for Ruby to go out for a change so he can have his piece-on-the-side over!
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>>>BTW, I always thought yours was a song about a transvestite who insisted on doing farming in dodgy stillettos
>>>"loose heel"
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>>LOL! "yours"? I would have said
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>Well if I'd said "that song" then you might have thought I referred to "nwot ot evol ruoy ekat t'nod ybur" so I meant yours as in "your offering"
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>>How is it a song about me? Are you implying something? I'm not a transvestite, dodgy, loose nor a heel. Hmmmph! ;)
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>"Methinks he doth protest too much, My Lord!"

'tis a day for misquotes!