>>Because you have 4 x AA batteries to power it up!
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>No this is a desktop. Any other ideas?

Repack the computer and all associated equipment, documentation, and software in the original cartons and return to the manufacturer. Do everything you are trying to get the computer to do with paper and pen. You won't get a refund on your computer, but the time savings from your new work flow should more than make up for it.