LOL

I love Engrish. Saw loads in Thailand. In a hotel there was a waste paper bin with written on it

"This goods is for those who wish to lead a full and rational life" Go figure!

Ko Samui had a transvestite bar. Their fliers advertised "Ko samui's only travesty bar"

On the boat going there we recieved business cards for various resorts. On one was written in ink:

"FOLEE TOLANSALORT"

It took a while to figure we were being offered "free transport" to the resort.

We drank "Poury drop" water "made safe by treat with ultraviolade"

et al, et al. Every day was a delight to see more. :-)

>In my spare time, when I'm not arguing with Walter Meester I build tank models. A fairly new company from China released a series of kits in the last couple of years with classic "Engrish" translations. This is the description of their model of a WW2 Soviet heavy tank, the KV-2:
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>RUSSIN KV-2 TANK
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>Produce at the same time in the kv-1 model 1941, the KV-2( Also to be called the year in KV-2 model 1941) also threw in the production. The KV-2 characteristic is its quick-fried tower shape. The quick-fried tower that equip 152 mm howitzer reports the hexagon keeps the square form, resembling an enormous box. But, it is said because of the excess, if not on the horizontal plane, dry by heat the tower connect to revolve all and very difficult. Because of such weakness, KV-2 is in actual battle, only used for proceeding to the virtuous soldier the thermodynamic power inhibit, but need not in the battlefield that hour of backstroke break war.