>>>>>Is this you being funny, obtuse, sarcastic or attempting a pun? :-)
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>>>>Yeah I didn't get it either.
>>>>Didn't need to hear about him stripping.... :)
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>>>>Sorry John....]
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>>>Yeah, I can't get the image of a moustachioed guy, wearing nothing but knee socks and a gun belt out of my head! :-)
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>>That's my wife's favorite outfit for me to wear. I usually wear a cowboy hat and smoke a good cigar when I'm wearing it!<g>
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>Don't tell me: You toss the cigar up in the air, draw your six-shooter and fire, lighting the end of the cigar, which you catch in your mouth, smoke it to the butt in one draught, and blow out a smoke ring that spells "Get down, Dogie!".

You forgot to add the Yee-Hah at the end!<g>