Yeah I just copied/pasted the email my friend in Vancouver sent me. But I did have a good laugh at it regardless of whether its true or not :)


>Check Snopes. Doesn't make it any less funny though.
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>>Apparently, or so I'm told, this is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
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>>NAME: Greg Bulmash
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>>SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
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>>DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
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>>DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
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>>EDUCATION: Yes.
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>>LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
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>>SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
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>>MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
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>>REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
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>>HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
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>>PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
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>>DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
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>>MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
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>>DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
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>>DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
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>>HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
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>>DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
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>>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
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>>DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
>>KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
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>>SIGN HERE: Aries