> Flight to Tehran
>
> A British Airways flight was going to Tehran from
> London. When it gets close to Tehran it starts having
> some kind of trouble.
> The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and
> asks for help :
> - "Tehran, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight
> 000, do you read me?"
> - "Felight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go
> ahead."
> - "Tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem."
> - "Dis iz Tehran, vat kind of peroblem ?"
> - " This is flight 000, we have lost power to our
> engines, please advice."
> - "Dis iz Tehran, I reed you, peleez check some sings
> for me, ok?"
> -"This is flight 000, go ahead."
> -"Dis iz Tehran, can you get emerzency pover to your
> enzines ?"
> -" This is flight 000, negative, no power is
> available"
> -"Dis iz Tehran, can you peleez bering your altitutde
> to 20,000 feet ?"
> -" This is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do
> not respond."
> -"Dis iz Tehran, can you peleez see if you can lover
> your veels ?"
> -" This is flight 000, negative, landing gears are
> stuck."
> -"Dis iz Tehran, vould you peleez repeet theez vords
> after me."
> -" This is flight 000, go ahead"
> -"Dis iz Tehran, repeet theez words peleez :
> ASH'HADO ANNA LA ILAHA ELLALLAH VA ASH'HADO ANNA
> MOHAMMADAN RASUL ALLAH"

Metin's note:
I don't know who wrote this this, I'm sure he/she isn't a muslim. Because the islamic confession of faith is incomplete... :)