>>>Yesterday, May 15, 2006 15:52 EDT, Loren Bleak has become the 70000th member of UT.
>>>
>>>Congratulations everybody!
>>Well, I'm going to cancel and rejoin so I can be the 70001th member!
>
>Too late - we already have 70013 members. I wasn't fast enough with catching the moment, sorry.
>
>You may want to watch for #80000, uh?

Nah, this is as bad as trying to go "over there". Once you get there you are "here" and "over there" is where you were! Arrrghhhh.