>A lot of folks can't understand how we come to have an oil shortage in our country. Well there is a simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located primarily in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah and Wyoming. Our DIPSTICKS are located in WASHINGTON D. C.
(choke!) John, you actually made me smirk then!
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
