>I think everyone needs to be shot at a few times, so they can put this religion/God thing in perspective. Not all at once, but I would like to invite everyone, except those who live in Detroit or New Orleans, to come to Memphis for your free personal experience. Be sure to visit Beale street late at night, and park your car about three blocks away in any direction for the optimum chances of being shot or shot at! That may be why we have so many churches in Memphis; that and the fact that some of the preachers have found a good way to meet women and make money!<s>

Judging by the name of the city, I figure most of these churches are dedicated to Amon Ra et al :).