These guys are light-weights with intellectual content that is on a level with the "defense of marriage" act or the next 100 words out of the mouth of Cynthia McKinney.
Funniest thing I've heard in weeks.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water - Galileo Galilei
Un jour sans vin est comme un jour sans soleil - Louis Pasteur
Water separates the people of the world; wine unites them - anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world - Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance - Benjamin Franklin