>http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2476463
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>Maybe when the feds raided Jason Grimsley's home, they found the WMDs as well??? ;)
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>Boy, I'll bet Bud Selig wishes for the days of the Fabulous Morganna

The part that cracks me up is the line:

"Rains told the Post that he has advised Bonds to cooperate as much as he can legally."

Did he expect Mitchell to ask Bonds to start breaking into homes, or robbing banks?