>>Hi,
>>
>>This is a hoax warning.
>>
>>I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important.
>>
>>Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list.
>>
>>If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey
>>and asks you to show him your arse, do not show him your arse.
>>
>>This is a scam; he only wants to see your arse.
>>
>>I wish I'd got this yesterday.
>>
>>I feel so stupid and cheap.
>
>Sounds like a win-win to me. You learned a valuable lesson and your ahem well, what I mean is the person got what he arsed for. :)

Phna! phna!