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>http://www.spiritof76fireworks.com/
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>Just got my shipment of "the good stuff" (aka, recreational WMDs).
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>Christmas in July...God Bless America.
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>The directions for lighting the fireworks are in Chinese. Translated, they read….
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>“Step #1: Light fuse”
>“Step #2: Run like hell”