>>>>>>You mean soccer? Nah. Golf or tennis maybe...
>>>>>
>>>>>Soccer:Golf = Mercedes:Yugo
>>>>
>>>>Ouch! How often do you play soccer?
>>>
>>>Almost every weekend.
>>>When I play with my sons - I am the goalkeeper.
>>>When I play with my friends - - I am difender
>>
>>That somehow almost sounds like an analogy of life.
>
>Yes when you are young - you are fast, handsome, etc.
>When you become older - you are fat, slow, ....

The good part about becoming older is that you cannot remember five minutes ago! :)