Ahhhhh memories of Vegas in August.


>Grady,
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>You think it's hot up there... well let me tell you
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>YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN. . . .
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>The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
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>The trees are whistling for the dogs.
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>The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
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>Hot water now comes out of both taps.
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>You can make sun tea instantly.
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>You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
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>The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
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>You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
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>You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
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>You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
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>You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
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>Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
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>You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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>The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
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>Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
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>The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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>>I live near Edmonton (way up north where it's supposed to be cooler) Two days in a row it's +33C here. It's really humid too. The last time it was like this we had an F5 tornado. Someone tell Al Gore to turn down the furnace.