>>>I know I won't sleep tonight...
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>>At least you didn't catch a glimpse of the clerk's real alien face out of the corner of your eye!
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>Now that you said his eyes have corners... his image DOES look a little strange, doesn't it?
This morning someone put his head round my door.
I kept my eye out for a friend.
He arrived and lent me a hand.
A motorist blasted his horn at me and I gave him the finger.
When I got to work it took me some time to get my eye in.
It's been a funny kind of a day.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
