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>>I see. This is what I need, a girl friend who speaks no English <g>.
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>or preferably one that just doesn't speak. Period. :-)
Reminds me of a joke (sorry if you have heard it before):
The guy is driving on the highway, stopped by a cop. The copy says, Sir, do you realize that your wife had fallen out of your car like 2 miles back. The guy says, Thank you very much, officer, and I thought I was going deaf.
"The creative process is nothing but a series of crises." Isaac Bashevis Singer
"My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all." Oscar Wilde
"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too." W.Somerset Maugham