Jay Johengen
Altamahaw-Ossipee, North Carolina, United States
The fact that I usually like to wear black doesn't help the whole solar pane image either.
Golf is one of those odd sports in that you can play even at an old age. Before you say it, I meant older than me. <g> It's also an individual sport and one the average guy with even a shed of eye-hand coordination and balance can at least play. You also never actually beat it, or at least ultimately beat it, because the game is fickle and the skill to do so is unobtainable. But enough brilliant shots are hit by the average golfer in a round to keep them coming back. At any moment I can hit a shot just like Woods or Nicklaus. Even last week I hit a 30 yard flop shot out of deep rough that rose 10 yards in the air and landed softly next to the pin. Could I do it twice in a row or when it really counted? Probably not. Can I hit 300+ drives? No. Can I shoot under 75? No. But at that moment, hitting that 60 degree wedge, I was Tiger. The next shot off the tee? I was Duffer Jay again. But that's ok. :-)
>There you go! But this means that what I've always said, that golfers are a waste of space, isn't necessarily right then.
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>>When I go golfing, my "friends" say that I keep the temperature bearable for them because I'm like a big solar pane; absorbing all the heat around me. I am always hot.
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>>>I don't know. We were talking about Yuri's theories. We talk about people "putting on the calories" or storing them up. Well as calories represent heat then I guess you could say that fat people are like heat sinks, thus helping save theplanet? :-)
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