>>>>...and let's not forget that the clock may decide to use gnats instead of ticks.
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>>>I'll send a note to Einstein's and Maxwell's relatives instructing them to rip up the papers and start again. And now I have to go back to building my violin.
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>>Maxwell, the guy who invented the silver hammer?
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>The one who described the Bang Bang theory on the creation of the universe

Described... but wasn't the theory invented by Clint Eastwood?