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>>>Many years ago, I gave my two nieces dinner for two certificates for Christmas. I did them with Lettraset. It was great stuff to work with.
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>>What? they paid you 2 certificates and got dinner? :-)
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>Ya got me. ;) I'll have to start using parenthese to denote precedence from now on.

Of just "dinner-for-two" would have worked. You gotta remember though, Terry is always looking for the twisted, dual meanings of language, so you may not really have a fighting chance.