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Forum:
Visual FoxPro
Category:
Other
Environment versions
Visual FoxPro:
VFP 9 SP1
OS:
Windows Server 2003
Network:
Windows 2003 Server
Database:
MS SQL Server
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Thread ID:
01137048
Message ID:
01137522
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>Actually, I just finished an ASP.NET 2.0 (C#) application.
So that's a C# client tiered through ASP.NET to a SQL DB?

Is their a command window with C#. I use the VFP command window for prototyping stuff for a non-VFP platforms. I would die at my desk without that jewel!

"...making conversation with the nubile teenager who works there in the summer, and deluding myself into believing she thinks I'm cool."

She really does think you're cool. She told me - honest. She wants to be your flesh puppet. Honest! You know what really turns her on? Those "Who Farted" Tee-Shirts - you know the ones with the stains and holes - get her one of those and then ask her to a tractor pull! Better yet - wear it to work and then down to her place of employemnt. Give it to her right off your back. You see - what nubiles find attractive is not the way you look or carry yourself - or how cool the "rave" blue LED "low rider" running lights on your Ford Escort shimmer at sunset against the backdrop of bondo and primer on your driver side door. It's not what nubiles see - it's what they smell. Hot dudes ooze perspiration rich in immune ethers. Chicks don't get hot for you because of your chalk blue Escort - with the matching running lights - they like the smell of a man with a good immune system.

So wear that shirt to her store - sweat in it a bit - make it a little stinky - give it to her - and she'll lock herself in the store cooler (doing who knows what) while she waits for the immune bouquet of her Romeo to rescue her from the drab of the corner store and the tedium of restacking "Cherry" Magazines. Wisk her away to a truck pull, Kevin - and give her all the beef jerky and sody pop fantasies her little heart desires as you walk with her "into the heart of Saturday Night"!

She will fall all over you guy! She told me!!! You want me to talk to her for you? Start wearing that shirt to work tomorrow, guy! Don't wash it - wear it every day for a month - it will work - honest!
Imagination is more important than knowledge
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