Seriously, do you still not understand that???

No, I understand perfectly.

You know something? You're right. You've inspired me. When my wife comes home from work tonight, I'll show her the new household org chart, and explain to her that she is the new subordinate. When she asks what the hell that means, I'll just show her the dictionary:

- placed in or occupying a lower class, rank, or position
- submissive to or controlled by authority

Yeah, life will be so much simpler and less confusing. She'll be a stay-at-home mom and I'll be the boss. Of course, we don't have any kids right now, but I'm about to change all that. <s>

Howard, are you familiar with the 'hole' theory? Because you've really been digging yourself one!!!

Kevin