Just out of curiousity, do you require your wife to spend several hours every weekend in the backyard churning butter? Do you have to turn the crank several times before making a phone call? Does someone come thru your neighborhood on horseback tossing everyones mail into their yard?

Uhm, Perry, in fairness, Howard lives in Arkansas, not West Virginia. ;)

(and my family/friends are from W Va, and I briefly lived there, so I'm allowed to make that joke!)

Kevin