...hahahaha... 829 ways to become so freakn parinoid yer man drops you. I saw an interview on TV while channel sufing one night - this 'expert' lady was giving a list like this - one of the 'clues' she said to look for is that if your man buys new underware he's probably cheating on you. I'm curious how many ridicilious things like that are in this book. Perhaps her 9 years of research are really 9 years of ticking off every dude she ever met with ludicurios accusations.