>>>Nice one, Alex
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>>>How lucky for womankind that the Bible wasn't written by a junta of crack-smoking, oversexed, gangsta pimps:
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>>>"B*****s should be kept in a room and only let out to service their men (or any other men their men bring home)"
>>>Word 3:12
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>>>"If your b***h should give thee any lip smack her down, yeah unto her being black and blue"
>>>Word 5:15
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>>>Terry
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>>Cool. Where can I get a copy of the book "Word"? My Bible is old and other of date. I am looking for some rules for the modern age. :-)
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>Sorry Greg. I did say it doesn't exist. If you DO want similar inspiration just listen to some gansta rap. Reckon it's easier to understand "King James" language though :-)

When my step-kids visit, they bring some of that rap with them. My rule of the house about it is simple enough even for them to understand. "Play it and lose it." Last Christmas, we had over a dozen CDs hanging from our tree. It was the only thing I could find them good for. Or maybe as beer can coasters.

P.S. One day I caught myself saying the words I swore I would never say to my children. "TURN THAT CR@P DOWN!!!!" I will never be the same again.