Here what I found in another forum:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=811443The Italian Proofing Tools Make a Potentially Offensive Suggestion
"This problem occurs because the Italian grammar checker is mistaking the
English word "cult" with another word in Italian."
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=330358"During the installation of the Microsoft Wireless Optical Desktop for
Bluetooth, you may receive an error message similar to the following when
you try to restart your computer: Keyboard Error or No Keyboard Present
Press F1 to continue, DEL to enter setup"
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=178748SATAN Causes High Memory Utilization in WUSER32
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=194729Cannot Listen to Voice Messages from a Remote Location
"This behavior can occur if you forget the remote access number for your
mailbox."
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=122669"Yes, you have been swallowed by Arnold and the only way to escape is by
exploring his entire body! You'll need to visit 12 different body parts
before you know enough to find your way out. ... After you've explored all
12 body parts and the map is complete, go to one of the three body parts
from which you can exit Arnold."
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=149525"If a send request occurs that is less than one segment, Silly Window
Syndrome (SWS) can occur."
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=133357Differences Between Temporary and Permanent Relationships
This is my favorite:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=161129
The microwave says "nachos", but it sounds like "nauseous".
In the Pancakes with Fresh Fruit recipe, fresh fruit is not listed as a
recipe ingredient.
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=228001Network Adapter Does Not Work if Unplugged
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=259754Invalid Page Fault If a Player Shoots the Moon
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=264642Scenery Shudders Violently When You Fly the Concorde
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=208720Female Voice Sometimes Plays When Male Voice Is Selected in Call Manager
CAUSE
This behavior is by design.
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=191241Stuck in Endless Loop When Reading Statement from Broker
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=252784When you play Microsoft Allegiance, your ship may turn continually in
circles.
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=145674How Long Does it Take to Set Up Pregnancy and Child Care
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=138990No Ball on Table in 3D Pinball
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=152208Julia Child Err Msg: Insufficient Memory to Function
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=106121Sleeping Server Stops Responding to Requests
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=170433Cannot Stop Ignoring a Person in a Whisper Box
"If you ignore a person who is outside of your channel or chat room, you
cannot stop ignoring that person until he or she joins the channel or chat
room you are in."
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=156119Manic Marbles Trial Version: Characters Summary
"Bertha is a private school brat who finds great humor in anything involving
bodily functions."
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=189344Computer Hangs When You Start Lose Your Marbles
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=242043Words Are Replaced with "X"s When Typing
"For example, if you type an inappropriate four-letter word, each letter of
the word is replaced with a capital X."
Against Stupidity the Gods themselves Contend in Vain - Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
The only thing normal about database guys is their tables.