>That was my fav also. Here's one of my own...
The whole list translated and sent home :)
>May the road rise up and welcome thee,
>May the wind always be upon thy back,
>May the sun always warm thy face,
>And may the door not hit thee on the way out.
Two drunk guys crawling between the rails:
d1: they make these staircases so steep nowadays...
d2: and the banisters are so low...
d1: and there's no carpet...
d2: ah never mind, here comes the elevator!