Ring... >>Me: Hello? >>Him: Hello. Do you own a computer? >>Me: Why, yes, I do. I also have a lovely top of the line stereo system and a state of the art >> TV. I also have some very nice and expensive jewellery that I keep in a wall safe in the >> bedroom. It's behind a mountain landscape painting. Not the one over the bed; the one >> opposite the window. Why do you ask? >>Him: Ah, sorry. I'm calling from Rogers cable. I wonder if you've thought about a high speed >> internet connection. >>Me: Don't I have to have basic cable before I can have internet cable? >>Him: Yes. >>Me: I don't have cable and I don't really want it. >>Him: It's only $15.00 a month. >>Me: It's not that. I just don't want it. >>Him: Well, for only $10.00 a month instead, you can have it blocked. >>Me: Hmmm... Ok, let me get this straight. I can have basic cable for $15.00, or I can NOT >> have it for $10.00 a month? >>Him: Yes, that's right. >>Me: Well, I haven't had cable now for about 10 years. So how much do I owe you? >>Him: What? >>Me: Well, if not having cable costs $10.00 a month, I must owe a lot of money. >>Him: Oh, yeah. >>Me: Ok, then how about this. Suppose I choose to not have premium stations instead of just not >> having basic. How much would that cost me instead? >>Him: < Long pause > >>Me: Ok, no, sorry. I'm not interested. >>Him: < Hangs up > >>The Marx Brothers had a bit similar to that, in which they are a band and Groucho is the manager ---