>Fred! Is that you?! <g>
That guy in India is not called Fred, t's "Gupta" ... He hasn't got it so good either - he suffers from piles and can't say "no" - he just has to nod his head emphatically and say "Uh huh, I'll get back to you."
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
