Really good!

>YESTERDAY
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Yesterday,
>All those backups seemed a waste of pay
>Now my database has gone away
>Oh, I believe in yesterday
>
>Suddenly,
>There's not half the files there used to be,
>And there's a milestone
>hanging over me
>The system crashed so suddenly
>I pushed something wrong
>What it was I could not say
>
>Now all my data's gone
>and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay
>
>Yesterday,
>The need for back-ups seemed so far away
>I knew my data was all here to stay,
>Now I believe in yesterday
>
>Unix Man (Nowhere Man)
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>He's a real UNIX Man
>Sitting in his UNIX LAN
>Making all his UNIX plans
>For nobody
>Knows the block size from du(1)
>Cares not where /dev/null goes to
>Isn't he a bit like you
>And me?
>
>UNIX Man, please listen(2)
>My lpd(8) is missin'
>UNIX Man
>The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command
>He's as wise as he can be
>Uses lex and yacc and B
>UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
>
>UNIX Man, don't worry
>Test with time(1), don't hurry
>UNIX Man
>The new kernel boots, just like you had planned
>He's a real UNIX Man
>Sitting in his UNIX LAN
>Making all his UNIX plans For nobody
>Making all his UNIX plans For nobody
>
>Write in C ("Let it Be")
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>When I find my code in tons of trouble,
>Friends and colleagues come to me,
>Speaking words of wisdom
>"Write in C"
>
>As the deadline fast approaches,
>And bugs are all that I can see,
>Somewhere, someone whispers
>"Write in C"
>
>Write in C, Write in C,
>Write in C, oh, Write in C
>LOGO's dead and buried,
>Write in C
>
>I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
>For science it worked flawlessly
>Try using it for graphics!
>Write in C
>
>If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
>Debugging some assembly,
>Soon you will be glad to
>Write in C
>
>Write in C, Write in C,
>Write in C, yeah, Write in C
>BASIC's not the answer
>Write in C
>
>Write in C, Write in C,
>Write in C, oh, Write in C
>Pascal won't quite cut it
>Write in C
>
>Songs to program by
>=======================
>
>Eleanor Rigby
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Eleanor Rigby
>Sits at the keyboard
>And waits for a line on the screen
>Lives in a dream
>Waits for a signal
>Finding some code
>That will make the machine do some more
>What is it for?
>
>All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
>All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
>
>Guru MacKenzie
>Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
>Isn't it fun?
>Look at him working,
>Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
>It takes a while
>
>All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
>All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
>
>Eleanor Rigby
>Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
>Feels like a jerk
>Guru MacKenzie
>Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
>Nothing will load
>
>All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
>All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
>
>Something
>~~~~~~~~~~~
>Something in the way it fails,
>Defies the algorithm's logic!
>Something in the way it coredumps
>I don't want to leave it now
>
>I'll fix this problem somehow
>Somewhere in the memory I know,
>A pointer's got to be corrupted
>Stepping in the debugger will show me
>I don't want to leave it now
>
>Too close to leave it now
>You're asking me can this code go?
>I don't know, I don't know
>What sequence causes it to blow?
>I don't know, I don't know
>
>Something in the initializing code?
>And all I have to do is think of it!
>Something in the listing will show me
>I don't want to leave it now
>I'll fix this tonight I vow!