>>>Seen a picture of a great T-shirt the other day. It says
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>>"I'm not a gynaecologist
>>but I'll take a look"
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>Saw some great T-shirts in France. One had a picture of a crocodile mounting another, with the Motto: "J'accoste" :-)

Reminds me of the old poster with a drawing of two ducks mating in mid-flight: "Fly United".