He didn't say you have to be a member of UT to have a Kia. He said if you turn left at the lights, you arrive at Saturn. I agree it is irrelevant why he wants to go to Saturn, his question concerns the grinding noise in transit. I also think it is unlikely that turning right repeatedly will cause the car to go to Saturn. Actually I once read in a Java forum that turning left in a Kia won't take you to Saturn either. Which is probably a good thing, because Saturn suffers from a distinct lack of sand into which UT people can be told to stick their heads.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
