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What is it with the people here?
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07/09/2006 11:06:36
 
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>>>>>I also don't see a connection between Kia and a combobox. But that's why we're here for - to degenerate every thread... <g>
>>>>
>>>>Of course there is:
>>>>
>>>>they both begin with a "k" sound;
>>>>You shouldn't put too many members in either;
>>>>Kia-ora is an orange drink that you can get at the cinema - and it comes in a cardboardbox;
>>>>A combobox is a combination text-listbox and Kias bear the vendor's list price.
>>>>
>>>>What more do you want? :-)
>>>
>>>Nicely done <g>
>>>
>>>When I was young, we used to tell jokes about what difference is between pioneer and a kutlet (? spell) or things like that...
>>
>>And the answer is?
>>
>>Yes I know loads but they probably wouldn't cross the Atlantic.
>
>The poineer is always ready, but you should cook a kutlet (?) first... (it's a pun joke based on the slogan "Bud' gotov - vsegda gotov " (be ready - always ready).

FFfff! That one didn't even cross the Volga! :-)
>
>I'd like to see some examples from the one you know...

Well there were a load of Essex Girls jokes. They're supposed to all be dumb bimbos. So:

Q. What's the difference between (WTDB) an Essex girl and a supermarket trolley?
A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Many of them are very rude, though ...

There used to be an old crone on TV, way back, practically the first British TV chef. She was a horrible person, called Fanny Craddock.

Q. WTDB Fanny Craddock and cross-country running?
A. One's a pant in the country ...
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
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