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>>Do I. Actually I look better in person then any of the pictures I have online. My wife gave all the good (non-digital) picture from our wedding away to her mother. But at least I still have the negatives.
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>Maybe she's going to give you to her mother next.

Let see. She live in Montana. She has her 49 year son living with her (again). The largest building in town is the animal feed shop. She is grouchy (all the time). No, I don't think so. But, wait, can I trade her for a Kia?