>>>He didn't say you have to be a member of UT to have a Kia. He said if you turn left at the lights, you arrive at Saturn. I agree it is irrelevant why he wants to go to Saturn, his question concerns the grinding noise in transit. I also think it is unlikely that turning right repeatedly will cause the car to go to Saturn. Actually I once read in a Java forum that turning left in a Kia won't take you to Saturn either. Which is probably a good thing, because Saturn suffers from a distinct lack of sand into which UT people can be told to stick their heads.
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>>But if you go to Saturn you'll probably be crushed by the greater gravity (or at least feel very tired all day - bone weary) and the Kia's problem will probably be exacerbated, not least from the lack of oxygen and the noxious gases that will creep into the transmission. Besides, I don't think it can carry enough fuel to make it that far and, given its top speed, it'll probably not get there before you die, either of old age or stavation.
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>And think of the cost of gasoline. One would have to be Bill Gates to afford the trip.

I kind think you still would, with any type of vehicle :-)