>>>>You mean those compression rings around the piston?
>>>>
>>>>Do you think the piston is making him pistoff?
>>>
>>>Ahhhh, you touched an old sore spot. I never quite got this straight, and asked several people which is better: to be piston or off. They just laughed and I never got an answer. So I'm still undecided on the subject.
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>>It has always been my understanding that if one get piston, they will undoubtly get pistoff.
>
>A guy staggers along the road and sees this other guy, sitting dejectedly by a broken-down car.
>
>"What's the trouble, mate?" he hails him
>"Piston broke" answers the motorist
>"So am I, mate, so am I!"

From the weekend papers.

Man goes into the bar and says to the barmaid.

"I'll have a double entendre please"

She says.

"Hang on a moment and I'll give you one"