>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
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>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
>
>This one is too English for us. My american colleague doesn't get it (neither do I, of course).
Neither do I. You either dig it or you don't.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
