>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>>
>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
>
>Wow... I'd never imagine you'd have a "bezvezni" (literally, "connectionless") joke. I tried to tell a few here, but they never caught on.
>
>Try this for size, nth time:
>
>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>
>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.

Nice one!

It doesn't look like mine has either, judging by all the blank looks! :-)

A man continuously buys pork pies and rubs them into his head.
The shop runs out of pies so he buys packets of crisps (chips) and rubs them into his head.
"Why are you rubbing packets of crisps into your head?" asks the shopkeeper.
"Because you haven't got any pies."