Terry, Terry, Terry. That's not even good enough to be called bad.

>"Get my egg ready for me - albumen in a minute"
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>>In the mornings before I get to work, I often stop at a little place in an underground mall called 'Fit For Life' to get a western sandwich for breakfast (a 'denver' for those of you out west). The guys who run the place are from India and their accents are actually pretty minor. But there is a woman who also stops there, and when they see her coming, one of the guys calls out to the cook, "New York fried egg". It took me maybe 20 times of hearing it and wondering what a 'New York' fried egg is before I finally realized he was actually saying "No yolk fried egg".
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