>>>>>>>>Try this for size, nth time:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.
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>>>Okey doke. The floor is yours for bezvezni jokes. Have fun!
>>
>>Q: what's the difference between a parrot?
>>
>>A: it has two legs, specially the left.
>
>Q: What's the difference between a college student?
>
>A: drinks better than he pays.

Many years ago, I read a humourous history about the Roman Empire. I don't recall the name, but at the end of each chapter, there was a test - mostly essay questions as I recall. I remember one of the questions was:

Who was more alike, Caesar, or Cleopatra?