>>>>The good news - after reading my spam I have found at least 43,728 new online discount drug stores. If anyone is interested I can pass on this information to you. (Make sure you switch off your spam filter or you'll never get these great savings).
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>>>Hey, I might be able to use that since just today I learned through an email that I won $3,000,000.00 in an online lottery that I didn't enter.
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>>Cool. Good luck all over this week -- I'm earning a bundle just for helping an African prince transfer money into an American account. Easy money, baby!
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>Hey! That's MY African prince! I'm off to see him in Lagos next week, with £20,000 cash in my "sky".

Does this mean that the penile-hair-restorer-enlarger cream I ordered will really work?! I thought all that SPAM was just trying to trick me out of my money. Sweet!